Ben Gardiner

Ben Gardiner, or as he is more commonly known on the leisure circuit, Benforcer, has spent countless hours in backyards all over the nation raining down on unsuspecting leisure sports competitors. A real Renaissance man of leisure activities, Ben is a strong competitor in leisure sports ranging from pocket pool to extreme speedo bowling.  Be afraid... be very afraid!

Ben Gardiner finished in 12th place overall.

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Ben Mills

Ben Mills, once known as the boy wonder who tied the school record for 60 yard hurdles at Deerfield Elementary School, has returned for more amazing feats at this year's Super Leisure Olympics, using only his steely resolve, quick thinking, and as much PBR as is available.

Ben Mills finished 15th overall.  

He finished 2nd in croquet.

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Cam Levine

Part man part he-wolf Cam has won kickball pitcher of the year twice, two dodgeball championships, is on the Lewis and Clark varsity table tennis squad, has a ladyfriend, and doesn't poop his pants anymore.

 

Cam Levine finished 1st overall.  

He finished 1st in Horseballs.

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Carter Lanoux

"Y'all are F'ed."

Carter Lenoux took 13th place overall.  
He shot a 36 in Disc Golf.

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Chris "Bonedry" Arends

Successful tied my shoes at age 2 1/2.  In 1987, I was ranked #50 at Kearney Mesa BMX Bike Racing Track, and I won the Petersburg, Nebraska bi-centennial 5k.  It's been all downhill since then... except for being undefeated in doubles beer pong at Lewis & Clark college.

Chris Arends took 8th place overall.  

Chris took 2nd place in Darts.

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David Lovegren

No stranger to tournament competition and having just retrieved his soiled tron suit from the cleaners, Dave eagerly awaits the Super Leisure Olympics. 

 

David Lovegren took 6th place overall.
David had back-to-back wins in bowling and horseshoes.

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"Little" Erik Wilson

Erik Wilson was the Western Washington University 2001 Intramural Croquet Champion.  Erik enjoys, kicking ass, taking names, and quiet introspection.  There is no denomination of US currency that Erik will not eat.  Erik is the one on the left.  Your left.

Erik Wilson took 4th place overall.  
Erik tied for 2nd in Disc Golf.

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Gibson Holub

Gibson Holub once wore red pants for thirty days straight. It's that kind of commitment to the absurd that makes him a completely unpredictable participant in this year's SLO.

Gibson Holub took 3rd overall.  
Gibson tied for 2nd in Disc Golf and took 4th in Darts.

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Jevon Schooley

I have been called the King of Mediocrity. Croquet, always second place. Bowling, anywhere from 80-198. Disc golf, 10-20 over par. Bocce, the only person I've ever beat is my mother-in-law. The one thing I excel in is drinking all day so bring it bitches!

Jevon Schooley took 13th place overall.  

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Corey Maynard

Master of all sports... so long as those sports place a premium on throwing small-to-medium-sized objects overhand with one arm while not moving very much. Among his many accolades, he owns the national NAIA collegiate baseball record for career Hit Batsmen and captained the current World Champion co-ed dodgeball team. He was also undefeated in doubles beer pong at Lewis & Clark College, but finds that accomplishment to be very lame compared to the many other great things he has achieved, and has therefore chosen not to include it in his bio.

Corey Maynard took 5th overall.  
Corey took 3rd in darts, and was a huge help all day long.

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Justin Romito

I build electronic musical instruments so I'm lethal with a soldering iron. I once swam across the snake river, so I'm more badass than Evel Knievel. I had three hole in ones in 24 hours at the disc golf world championships last year. The End.

Justin Romito finished 7th overall.  
Justin finished 1st in Disc Golf and 1st in Darts.

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Kyle Art

Erstwhile carnie and award-winning screenwriter Kyle Art has one life ambition--leisure gold.  Underachieving professionally for years, Kyle has sacrificed both mind, (once dropping acid with dead Alice in Chains singer Layne Staley), and body, (ankle, cornea, liver), in his 20-year quest of hedonistic excellence.

Kyle Art finished in 2nd overall.  
Kyle took 1st in croquet and 2nd in bowling. 


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Matt Atkins

If I could sum up the highlights of an already glorified achievement (that being me of course) I would have to say, stra-tegary!  STRA-TEG-ARY!!!  Strategary to sucker the competition into thinking I am a feeble minded fool who is only capable at one thing, COMPLETE AND UTTER DOMINATION!    Some may say he is fooqua, others say he's Mutha Fooqua.  I would say I am the MUTHA OF ALL FOOQUA'S.

Mutha Fooqua took 11th overall.  

HE WON THE PARTY.

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"Commando" Mike Bergland

After letting the 2004 Kickball Championship get to his head, Commando Mike has since been known to greatly over-estimate his abilities at most any game. This tournament is no exception.

Mike Bergland took 9th place overall.  

Mike took 2nd place in Pool.

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Mike "The Big Yugoslavian" Jacobs

I didn't steal your cat. Here's the deal, I don't even like cats.  True, I put
out a saucer of milk, but your cat did the rest.  Seriously man, I'm sick of
these cat questions. Only one question matters: "Do you support the troops?"

Mike Jacobs took 16th overall.  

Mike supports the troops.

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Sean Chalmers

Sean Chalmers or more commonly referred to as "Chalmers or the Sportsman"
is no stranger to the leisure circuit. He's played several season of both
kickball and dodge ball and has been featured in the Portland Tribune and
Muscle and Fitness Magazine as an all-around bad mother efer! In addition,
he's know to bring sports to their next level. For example, this deer
hunting season he will hang up his rifle and use a spear. His plan is to
spear a deer through the head! Darts anyone! Known for his physical play,
Sean's weakness is his adult beverage consumption as this tends to effect
his hand-eye coordination. He will definitely be the wild card of this
bunch!

Sean Chalmers took 10th overall.  

Sean finished 2nd in Horse Balls.